Now Wii can diagnose eye disorders

The Wii can do so much, no wonder it's the #1 console this generation! The Wii has been used to help improve the condition of those with Parkinsons and other diseases, but now the medical world is turning to the Wii for yet another breakthrough...diagnosing an eye disorder called Ocular torticollis. Basically they take 2 Wiimotes to track a child's head movement in real time to see if they have an abnormal head position.

The Wii. It only does...everything.

The Wii can also diagnose mental disorders. Dislike of Wii or refusal to own one clearly indicates brain damage. Not owning Skyward Sword is just insanity.

My doctor told me the same thing. Then I showed him my Wii and game collection and he said I was perfectly healthy.