The old boy can still move like a 20 year old! He's the reason for my existence. Without Miyamoto, the industry would have crashed and we'd all be doing yard work or reading right now for enjoyment. He's the only man alive that can kick Chuck Norris's ass. When people around him sneeze, they say bless you to Miyamoto. Birds fly around him so there is no risk of pooping on him. When Miyamoto is in America, the sun rises in the west.
I don't always play video games, but when I do, it's made by Miyamoto.